Please enjoy the Goose's very first EXCLUSIVE story, fresh from our delightful Pittsburgh-stationed reporter! Excuse the vague nature of our exclusive Goose pieces while we learn what's legal to report.
-Mother Goose
Pittsburgh, PA, US
Last night, as employees closed up Eat Unique, a privately owned Pittsburgh cafe, an unidentified thief snuck through the open back door and stole a laptop computer. Police were immediately summoned. Before they arrived, however, one of the cafe owners spotted the perp who was, in a moment of questionable judgement, still loitering around the parking lot. She shouted at him and he took off running, with the owner in hot pursuit.
Walking up a nearby hill was our story's hero, an unidentified man with a bicycle. When the thief and the cafe owner sprinted over the hill towards him, he didn't hesitate to use his bike to trip up the thief, who stumbled and dropped the laptop on the ground. The laptop, apparently unharmed, was recovered by the cafe owner thanks to the random act of kindness of a stranger.
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